Zero carbs. Zero sugar. 1 gajillion watts of pure pureness! I love the phrase "zero sugar". Zero is so absolute. I mean, it's nothing, zilch, zip, nada... but none of those hackneyed expressions approaches the mathematical certainty of zero.
The cube farm is the perfect breeding ground for humanoids willing to swill such invigorating beverages. Normal people would consider this stuff overkill, but here, amidst the endless dunes of Excel worksheets ... ROCK STAR finds a home and willing imbiber.
I'm gonna vsum my lookifups!
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MY MODEL IS GOING TO BLOW.YOUR.MIND.
SV could be the poster boy for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
Shahid is gonna need that stuff for Harvard!
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